i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done
"Sir, Agent Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D. is on the line."
"I’m not in. I’m actually out."
dafuq?! where the fuck?
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY! HUGE GIVEAWAY!
do not delete the text, only the pictures show up on your blog
Hello everyone, We (Jared & Gabby) are hosting our 7th annual giveaway. We love doing giveaways for you guys! They’re always so fun, and we love making someone’s year by giving them tons of items for FREE! so we’re at it again! These items are mostly brand new except a few which are in great condition, and have only been slightly used, being bought for us, or bought for the giveaway by us. This giveaway will end on exactly NOVEMBER 29TH, 2014. We do not accept bribes, or pick people. The random generator we have coded will choose the winner. We will try to answer all questions that this post does not.
THE GIVEAWAY DRAWING WILL BE COMPLETELY RANDOM (THROUGH A GENERATOR)
ONE WINNER WILL WIN ALL ITEMS (ONLY 1)
- Must be following sociedy & potent-love
- You may reblog as much as you’d like! We are keeping track of how many times you reblog the post
no likes please
- we are shipping world wide and for free to the winner (yes that means anywhere so dont feel that just because you live in the USA you cant win)
- GIVEAWAY ENDS NOVEMBER 29TH, 2014
- Coach purse- $250
- Coach wallet- $70
- iPhone 4 gb 16- $100
- iPhone 5s gb 64- $200
- GoPro- $300
- Sol Republic- $150
- Oakleys- $250
- Bose speaker- $300
- Ipad 3- $400
- Chanel purfume- $100
- Samsung laptop- $270
- Kodak camera- $100
- Chi straightener- $100
- John Green books- $20
- Quartz watch- $90
- Fossil watch- $110
- Macbook pro- $1100
- iPhone 5s gb64- $200
- Adobe photoshop- $50
- Michael Kors phone case- $40
- Canon DSLR lens- $200
- Canon Rebel XS- $700
do not read old emails, old texts, old logs, anything from someone you don’t interact with anymore. take out the trash, delete it all, purge it from your life. there’s no sense in keeping painful reminders no matter how fond they once were. this clutter no longer serves you; it just takes up valuable space.
Thranduil in the Battle of Five Armies